teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater)

Flirting

whatshouldwecallme:

At the beginning of the night:

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After a few drinks:

Me exactly haha

Feeling like I look really great in an outfit

whatshouldwecallme:

How I feel:

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How I look:

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Me with basically every relationship I’ve ever had

(Source: drake-ramoray)

Me by Friday afternoon

When I’m approaching my couch after work on a Friday

When I log out of my work computer for the weekend

When I open the fridge and see that my food is missing

My weekend morning routine

whatshouldwecallme:

Some people:

Me:

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After I do a shot

When my jam comes on my iPod while I’m at the gym

snorlaxatives:

livejustlikeagypsy09:

She finally got her pizza. 

she looks so satisfied 

She’s my kinda girl

(Source: livejustliketheuswnt09)

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